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When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
Oh god I’m gonna do it
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“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
Lmao
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lionel tried to convince me to get dreads. but this is the closest i will go. on another note, this is my first “selfie” (if at all) in a long time WHO AM I. i think it comes with that whole ‘growing up’ thing people talk about. i find myself wearing jewelry less often, looking in the mirror hardly ever and eating like never before. i kinda like it. a lot.
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—Stephen King (via allegorys)
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true story
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